That made my day!
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Never occured to me to take my chain saw out for a beer.
you guys got him all wrong; he was there for the ice sculpting contest
Gun Free Zones are totally effective, and 100% safe ... (wait for it) ... (wait for it) ... until a bad guy with a gun shows up! Then suddenly, you have an uncontested Kill Zone of defensless sheep, patiently awaiting their turn for the slaughter.
Knowing the english, the guys putting the smack down on chainsaw man will be charged....
Don"t let stupid be your skill set....
And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,
Theres no sound,but I'm betting it was the Benny Hill chase music
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Remember to always keep your Keg topped of, or if you fear the tap getting a bit springy over time, keep it a pint low.
But you must always remember that even though you may own and carry that keg for an entire lifetime, and people may mock you for wanting to own that keg, when you need it to stop chainsaw wielding scum, well, you will be ready!!!
As my Hero Burt Gummer says...... "When ya need it and don't have it, you'll be singing a different tune!
Now, bring on those Zombie Irish Soccer Hooligans.......I got a keg with their name on it. Top-o-the noggin to 'em all.
Fortune Favors the Bold!
If that keg was full...that's a pretty stout ol boy throwing that thing around.
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
By far the best relevalt thread title ever...BRAVO!
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
guys in bar:
"oh man theres a dude with a chain saw in here... hurry lets drink this keg and thow it at him!!!"
sure seems like a good idea to me!
That's why there teeth are messed up........ahhhhhhhh haaaaaahahahahahahaha!
Jerry Clowers's story about his cousin Marcel is still funnier. :)
I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on Earth.--Steve McQueen