So A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Chainsaw....

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    Never occured to me to take my chain saw out for a beer.

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    That made my day!

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    you guys got him all wrong; he was there for the ice sculpting contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Of course, the answeres would be Crossbreed Super Keg IWB or Smartcarry (nobody willnotice the bulge).

    "Is that a keg in your pants ... or are ya glad to see me?"

    What a great video game idea, called "Pick Your Weapon". Uh let's see ... attacker gets a chainsaw, defender uses a beer keg ... yeah ... that's the ticket. Who wouldda thunk.
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    Knowing the english, the guys putting the smack down on chainsaw man will be charged....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    Theres no sound,but I'm betting it was the Benny Hill chase music
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    Remember to always keep your Keg topped of, or if you fear the tap getting a bit springy over time, keep it a pint low.

    But you must always remember that even though you may own and carry that keg for an entire lifetime, and people may mock you for wanting to own that keg, when you need it to stop chainsaw wielding scum, well, you will be ready!!!

    As my Hero Burt Gummer says...... "When ya need it and don't have it, you'll be singing a different tune!

    Now, bring on those Zombie Irish Soccer Hooligans.......I got a keg with their name on it. Top-o-the noggin to 'em all.
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    If that keg was full...that's a pretty stout ol boy throwing that thing around.
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    By far the best relevalt thread title ever...BRAVO!
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    guys in bar:

    "oh man theres a dude with a chain saw in here... hurry lets drink this keg and thow it at him!!!"

    sure seems like a good idea to me!

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    That's why there teeth are messed up........ahhhhhhhh haaaaaahahahahahahaha!

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    Jerry Clowers's story about his cousin Marcel is still funnier. :)
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