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This is a discussion on So A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Chainsaw.... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Never occured to me to take my chain saw out for a beer....
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Never occured to me to take my chain saw out for a beer.
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That made my day!
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you guys got him all wrong; he was there for the ice sculpting contest
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Originally Posted by kapnketel
Of course, the answeres would be Crossbreed Super Keg IWB or Smartcarry (nobody willnotice the bulge).
"Is that a keg in your pants ... or are ya glad to see me?"
What a great video game idea, called "Pick Your Weapon". Uh let's see ... attacker gets a chainsaw, defender uses a beer keg ... yeah ... that's the ticket. Who wouldda thunk.
Asked by a CNN reporter "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist"?, the Marine sniper simply shrugged & replied "recoil".
Now more than ever, we are at war on our home soil ... WAKE UP & arm our troops when they are on home soil!
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Knowing the english, the guys putting the smack down on chainsaw man will be charged....
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Remember to always keep your Keg topped of, or if you fear the tap getting a bit springy over time, keep it a pint low.
But you must always remember that even though you may own and carry that keg for an entire lifetime, and people may mock you for wanting to own that keg, when you need it to stop chainsaw wielding scum, well, you will be ready!!!
As my Hero Burt Gummer says...... "When ya need it and don't have it, you'll be singing a different tune!
Now, bring on those Zombie Irish Soccer Hooligans.......I got a keg with their name on it. Top-o-the noggin to 'em all.
Fortune Favors the Bold!
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If that keg was full...that's a pretty stout ol boy throwing that thing around.
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
Thomas Jefferson
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By far the best relevalt thread title ever...BRAVO!
Been calling it like I see it since 1988 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
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guys in bar:
"oh man theres a dude with a chain saw in here... hurry lets drink this keg and thow it at him!!!"
sure seems like a good idea to me!
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That's why there teeth are messed up........ahhhhhhhh haaaaaahahahahahahaha!
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Jerry Clowers's story about his cousin Marcel is still funnier. :)
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