Thats not a knife.
Now thats a knife
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you should have asked her out for a date... she sound kewl
I would rather live my life as if there is a God,
And die to find out there isn't, than live my life
As if there isn't, and die to find out there is.
"I've noticed that everyone that is pro-abortion has already been born." - Ronald Reagan
"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson
You are only paranoid until you are right - then you are a visionary.
Going into the Raleigh courthouse once and before going through the metal detector I dropped my 2 ¼ inch pocket knife in the bowl, from the gasp and the way the guard backed up you would have thought I had dropped an 8 foot cobra in the bowl. I did take the knife back to the truck to prevent heart failure by the guard.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
I went in to a Men's Wharehouse a few weeks ago to get some dress pants right after they opened. I was the only customer, two ladies started coming at one with a tape, I did not exacty want them measuring around my "tool" but I could not convince them to leave me alone. I left, I think I will take my wife with next time for protection.
I think I may have to start going to Mens Ware House. Never been to one but if two women are coming at me with a tape measure I'm guessing I'd come up short
A side story regarding Mens Wearhouse: I have six suits from there, since I wear them for work now and again. Their stuff is pretty good quality and I like the alterations department. Here's why.
When I buy a suit there, I always go in armed, since that is the way I am usually dressed. If you are going to get a suit altered, you better do it wearing whatever gear you always wear or the suit looks stupid and you print. I just tell the tailor that I am legally armed and that I want the clothes cut to conceal. I have never had anything but a professional response and they always do a great job. I have the pants hemmed to allow for carrying an ankle rig, because I sometimes to that, too.
The store is always very professional and discreet and I have never had a negative reaction. Nice folks!
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My other nickname is "3-Knife"
I prefer to think of my defensive weapons as "Emergency Lifesaving Equipment."
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."