A different meaning to Wally walk

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    OMG! You never know what you're going to run into at Walmart.
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    So... Does permanent psychological trauma fall under "great bodily harm"? My mind is most definitely part of my body.
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    Must have been the only thing he could find that fit him.
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    LMAO, only in walmart......
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Must have been the only thing he could find that fit him.
    The Perry Suspenders would fit and he could probably have found a hat. Other than that, yeah, not much is gonna fit.
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    I am supprized anyone noticed; after all it is walmart....some of the best story's start with " I was at wal-mart and "

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    I am guessing the cop with the least seniority had to do the cuffing. No thanks.
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    I guess that guy had a whole new take on "open carry".
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    Quote Originally Posted by ksholder View Post
    I am guessing the cop with the least seniority had to do the cuffing. No thanks.


    ^^^^^^It could have been worse!^^^^^^^

    He could have been 400lb.s

    But seriously, its obvious he is either off his meds or there are the beginnings of some mental health issues here.
    Hope the guy can get things ironed out and is able to get some help.
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    He musta been cold so he put on socks.
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    Oh man - that's just nasty.

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    I'm surprised he was walking. Usually when they are that big, they are tooling around on one of the electric shopping carts running into counters and other customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    He musta been cold so he put on socks.
    What did he put socks ON?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tkruf View Post
    OMG! You never know what you're going to run into at Walmart.
    Yes you do. Basically a healthy collection of low rent/weird/bizarre people. That's my rule of thumb.

    I can count on one hand the number of times I have been in a Walmart.

    There's a reason there are websites like The People of Walmart or Walmartians, and not The People of Wegmans or Wegmartians.
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