This is a discussion on Did you hear about the Antenna's wedding? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by JD The only thing worse than a bad joke is a bad joke told wrong... Punch line is exactly the same....
What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop?"
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.
A thief breaks into a home,as he is walking through the house to steal stuff.He hears a voice saying jesus is watching you.The thief jumps up and looks around and sees a paroit.The pariot says jesus is watching you.The thief says are you jesus,the pariot says no the rottweiler behind you is.
Our local Police station was burglarized last night. The offenders took only the toilet seats. In a prepared statement the Police Department states that they now have nothing to go on.