Did you hear about the Antenna's wedding?

Did you hear about the Antenna's wedding?

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    Did you hear about the Antenna's wedding?

    They say the ceremony was a disaster but...
    the reception was really good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    They say the ceremony was a disaster but...
    the reception was really good.

    Must still be on those good drugs they give you in surgery
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    O.K., dumb joke thread, eh?

    This grasshopper walks into a bar...the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

    The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named, Steve?"
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    From Pulp Fiction:

    Big tomato and little tomatoe walking along. Little tomato falls behind.

    Big Tomato says:

    Ketchup

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    Not to put too fine a point on it, but...

    "Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
    Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
    Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
    Goes back and squishes him and says "Ketchup."
    Ketchup."
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    Quote Originally Posted by swinokur View Post
    From Pulp Fiction:

    Big tomato and little tomatoe walking along. Little tomato falls behind.

    Big Tomato says:

    Ketchup


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    Did you hear about the "dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac"?

    He used to lay awake at night, wondering if there was a "dog"?

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    I was with my six year-old granddaughter last week and I asked her "When is President's Day?"

    She is a really smart kid, and instantly replied "In February!"

    So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?"

    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

    She said, "That's when Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
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    My daughter told me this one...


    "What's green and has four wheels?"









    "Grass. I lied about the wheels."
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    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    A mushroom walks into a bar.

    Bartender says, "Get the heck outta here, we don't serve your kind here!"

    Mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungi!"
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    Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

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    I resisted opening this thread this morning, I think I know why

    thaks guys

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