Iranian Ninjas?

This is a discussion on Iranian Ninjas? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; U.S. Navy Seals Beware... Video: Iran trains female ninjas as potential assassins - Telegraph I understand that the training is taking place at most Iranian ...

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 19
Like Tree2Likes

Thread: Iranian Ninjas?

  1. #1
    Moderator
    Array RETSUPT99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Central Florida
    Posts
    44,695

    Iranian Ninjas?

    U.S. Navy Seals Beware...

    Video: Iran trains female ninjas as potential assassins - Telegraph

    I understand that the training is taking place at most Iranian malls.
    The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.

    ***********************************
    Certified Glock Armorer
    NRA Life Member[/B]

  2. Remove Ads

  3. #2
    VIP Member Array JoJoGunn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    West Virginia
    Posts
    2,910
    Ret,

    I saw that the other day thought of posting it. Nothing surprises me out of Iran. Of course the Burka does serve quite well as a Ninja outfit. It looks very similar.

    Something fearsome about sword weilding Muslim women that gives me cold chills.
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

    The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green

  4. #3
    VIP Member Array Harryball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Lansing Mi
    Posts
    7,177
    Im glad its in the humor section....Thats funny
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means, that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you......

  5. #4
    mkh
    mkh is offline
    Distinguished Member Array mkh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Foxhole somewhere in Jacksonville
    Posts
    1,622
    Looked more like aerobics and dance to me.

    Iranian female Ninja meet US Navy SEAL...how is your ninja training stacking up now?

  6. #5
    VIP Member
    Array oneshot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    +42.893612,-082.710236 , Mi.
    Posts
    8,075
    ^^^^^^^YEP^^^^^^^^^^

    Ret, are you sure this isn't a new dance choreography for a new Brittany Spears song, for one of her upcoming concerts?
    If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

    Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn

  7. #6
    Member Array vanagonnuts's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Washington
    Posts
    203
    awwwe thats 10 minutes i'll never get back

  8. #7
    VIP Member
    Array msgt/ret's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    7,290
    I guess you will need the Ninja Glock to defeat them.

    Ninja Glock - YouTube
    Erick46590 likes this.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

  9. #8
    VIP Member Array dukalmighty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    15,179
    It's a good thing they are getting stretched out since it's extremely important that you don't tear any muscles or ligaments when you kiss your Ninja Ass goodbye as the mushroom cloud blossoms like a deadly fungus over what is left of your Country
    Erick46590 likes this.
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

  10. #9
    VIP Member
    Array Hopyard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Disappeared
    Posts
    11,660
    There are three ME women (Saudi?) who "work out" at the gym I go to. They have a private MA teacher, but there is only so
    much you can do with butterballs wrapped in Burkas.

    Its a bit hilarious to watch them, but at least they are trying to better themselves. Quite a sight indeed to watch them try to kick the bag from a squat.

    One of these days I'll tell them I'm a Jewish Zionist and see how the rest of the MA session goes. (Nah, I want my instructor
    to make a living; no point chasing off paying customers.)

    There's some interesting background music played in that gym. As I said in the past it is for tough men and rough women.
    These three wives of foreign students don't fit the usual picture of the clientele.

    I think they must not know what the rap words are about.
    Even I can't make out much beyond the usual words we can't use here which describe things not done in public. Or which describe the racial heritage and character of the rap subject using a word that rhymes with "digger."

    Those poor ladies would go into shock if they had a clue. As it is they mind their business and give it a fair
    go given extremely limited talent. I smile a lot.
    If the Union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in fields of battle and determined by the sword.
    Andrew Jackson

  11. #10
    VIP Member Array Hiram25's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Wyoming, DE
    Posts
    11,054
    More aerobic than martial arts. JMHO.
    Hiram25
    You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
    Retired DE Trooper, SA XD40 SC, S&W 2" Airweight
    dukalmighty & Pure Kustom Black Ops Pro "Trooper" Holsters, DE CCDW and LEOSA Permits, Vietnam Vet 68-69 Pleiku

  12. #11
    Member Array paching's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Kissimmee, Florida
    Posts
    407
    That's their first line of defense, send in the ugliest, overweight wife of your group first
    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

  13. #12
    OD*
    OD* is offline
    Moderator
    Array OD*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Coopersville
    Posts
    11,106
    "The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper

    "Terrorists: They hated you yesterday, they hate you today, and they will hate you tomorrow. End the cycle of hatred, donít give them a tomorrow."

  14. #13
    Distinguished Member Array kapnketel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Northern Kentucky
    Posts
    1,709
    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Something fearsome about sword weilding Muslim women that gives me cold chills.
    Any sword weilding woman scares the heck out of me.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

  15. #14
    Member Array Erick46590's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Warsaw, IN
    Posts
    160
    I understand martial arts is a good form of defense... but when it comes to defending your homeland, wouldn't firearms be better for the job?
    Matthew 10:28 "And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell." ✞

  16. #15
    Member Array Eaglebeak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Republic Of Texas
    Posts
    367
    Everybody is confused by this because what you're witnessing is only their warm-up excercises before they hit the malls with the real weapon of mass destruction for all of us - shopping ninjas with "assault credit cards"

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search tags for this page

iran ninja

,

iran ninjas

,
iranian ninja women
,

iranian ninjas

,
iranian ninjas!!!
,
ninjas navy seals
Click on a term to search for related topics.