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    What's the latest dope -- besides you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drbald1 View Post
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    or as they say in the funeral business..."the early worm gets the bird"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
    I was leaving the gym when one of my friends walked in the locker room, as he was preparing for a shower and I was walking out I said "have you stopped touching men in the shower." Made a speedy exit.

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