Turn The Switch ON ; )
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Turn The Switch ON ; )
A Native Floridian = RARE
IT'S OUR RIGHTS>THEY WANT TO WRONG
Don't stand down wind a heard of water buffalo.
Dont stand up in a cannoe.
Crap runs down hill.
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
Better to kill time than to work it to death.
"Denial has no survival value." David Grossman
What's the latest dope -- besides you?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
If it has boobs or tires, you're going to have trouble with it sooner or later.
Never kick a cow patty on a hot day.
Never corner something meaner than you.
Scars are redneck Tattoos with better stories.
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
"Money can't buy you happiness, but lack of it can surely make you miserable."
'Clinging to my guns and religion
Women are like buses. Another one will be along in a few minutes and they are faster after midnight! ~Benny Hill
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Don't shovel manure against the Tide! !
If you are going to shoot at Mimes, should you use a silencer?? ( Steven Wright)
All sizzle, no steak
Funny, before the 2008 & 2012 elections I was a veteran, taxpayer and citizen. Now I'm a right wing fanatic clinging to my guns and Bible.
The toes you step on today might be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
Never be afraid to ask a stupid question. They are easier to correct than stupid mistakes.
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64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
No good deed goes unpunished.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
"A man's got to know his limitations." Inspector Harry Callahan
Be careful when calling someone stupid, depends on who is drawing the stupid line which side you are on.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Don't let your Eagle mouth overload your hummingbird a$$.