This is a discussion on Fake tip one liners. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; We all know about the fake get a job tip last week and the thread that went with it. This thread is a spin off ...
We all know about the fake get a job tip last week and the thread that went with it. This thread is a spin off in a way.
Get a job is so lame that it's almost sad in a way. I want to hear the most mean/stupid/funny/sarcastic tip that you could come up with.
Here are mine:
"Don't take on 7 guys with a 6 shooter".
or
"Don't whiz into the wind."
Discuss...
"Be good to people on your way up, because you will be seeing them again on your way down."
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. "I could be manic, could be depressed. Real crapshoot."
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Don't crap where you eat. (Actually that's a good one)
Last edited by rstickle; March 2nd, 2012 at 07:33 AM. Reason: Language work around
And you know I could have me a million more friends, and all I'd have to lose is my point of view. -- John Prine (A Good Time)
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"I'll never know that you spit into my food."
"It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first."
You can't push a string
We are told not to judge Muslims by the actions of a few. I suggest we give millions of responsible gun owners the same courtesy.
Just a reminder.........
Creative workarounds (the use of special characters to replace some letters) on language are not allowed. <~~~Hey...That was a good one!
You never pay too much for a gun, you sometimes just buy it too soon.
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Einstein defined insanity as repeating the same thing over and over but expecting different results. If he is correct are politicians who do not heed the lessons of history insane?
Do you "Believe" Do you Vote? Please Read:
LEARN something today so you can TEACH something tomorrow.
Dominus Vobiscum <))>(
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Don't fry bacon when you're naked.
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Opinions are like butt holes. Everyone has one and they all stink!
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Don't get into a pissin' match with a skunk.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliott
The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. - Rule #23 in the USMC rules for gunfighting.
Never swim in lumpy water.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
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