We all know about the fake get a job tip last week and the thread that went with it. This thread is a spin off in a way.
Get a job is so lame that it's almost sad in a way. I want to hear the most mean/stupid/funny/sarcastic tip that you could come up with.
Here are mine:
"Don't take on 7 guys with a 6 shooter".
"Don't whiz into the wind."