Fake tip one liners.

Fake tip one liners.

This is a discussion on Fake tip one liners. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; We all know about the fake get a job tip last week and the thread that went with it. This thread is a spin off ...

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    Fake tip one liners.

    We all know about the fake get a job tip last week and the thread that went with it. This thread is a spin off in a way.

    Get a job is so lame that it's almost sad in a way. I want to hear the most mean/stupid/funny/sarcastic tip that you could come up with.

    Here are mine:

    "Don't take on 7 guys with a 6 shooter".

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    "Don't whiz into the wind."

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