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What's the name of your new company?
What's your catchphrase?
What's the name or number of your first product?
Why did you choose these?
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Just for fun...
What's the name of your new company?
What's your catchphrase?
What's the name or number of your first product?
Why did you choose these?
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
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Just for fun :
Billy Bob's Firearms Manufacturing Company, Inc.
Headquarters in Big Ugly, WV
"Each one personally tested by Billy Bob"
Big Ugly Revolver Model #1 caliber .357 magnum
Big Ugly Pistol Model A .45 acp
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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Just for fun.I just woke up but this comes to mind.
Magnum Firearms.
Maker of fine magnum revolvers.
The slogan.
We get what your aiming at.
Model #1
The protector.
It's a stainless steal 2" barrel,5 round revolver.
It's chambered in 357,327,Can also shoot 38spl.
Great weapon for personal defense.Easy to carry everyday.
Don't believe everything you think.
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D's Guns and Ammo....if you absolutley have to kill it today...use D's guns and ammo
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We should not forget that the spark which ignited the American Revolution was caused by the British attempt to confiscate the firearms of the colonists. -
Patrick Henry
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For fun, but more serious:
Liberty Firearms Manufacturing Co. Inc.
"When it counts, Liberty is the best"
Liberty Model 122 .22 revolver. Model 138 .38spl. Model 1357 .357 magnum.
Liberty Model 2380 .380 apc. Model 29MM 9mm, Model 240 .40 Caliber, Model 245 .45 Colt acp
Liberty Model 3308 .308 Assault Rifle, Model 3223 .233 caliber Assault Rifle, Model 76239 AK 7.62x39 Assault Rifle
Liberty Model 43006 .30-06 Bolt Action rifle. Liberty Model 3030 30-30 Lever Action. Liberty Model 30CAR .30 Cal M1 Carbine. Liberty Model 30GAR .30-06 US M1 Garand.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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What's the name of your new company?
ThugSlaya
What's your catchphrase?
Got thugs?
What's the name or number of your first product?
Hoodsweeper
Why did you choose these?
I'm nuts.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
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Critical Arms
"When danger is imminent, get critical"
Critical Carry 9mm and .40, single stack/pocket carry
If I didn't want to sell any...
Lucky Arms
"When it matters most, do you feel lucky?"
Lady Luck - .380 purse/pocket
Lucky Strike - .45, 4.25" barrel (would have to buy the naming rights from the cigarette co.)
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Company name - Protective Arms Inc.
Slogan - Criminals don't wait for the cops to show up
Product - Defensive hanguns, shotguns, rifles, carbines, and classes
Why - Why not?
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Gunnzo's
"Yaka-taka-taka-taow!"
Gunnzo's No.1 Blaster
Since it'll never happen anyway, might as well go goofy with it.
Never pick a fight with an old man...If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you - John Steinbeck
.................................................. .................................................. ......................They Live
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company name: Liberal justice firearms. (based in California) (un-tapped market)
Slogan: "There are certain times when nothing makes your family happier than a warm gun."
First product: 'The Kumbaya' it's a gun for everyone to enjoy! Perfect for the socialist crowd!
The ammo would be available in 'Full happy jackets' Sounds nicer and more politically correct than those ugly full metal jackets.
Remember, nothing say 'I love you' like a gun.
"Confidence is food for the wise man but liquor for the fool"
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What's the name of your new company?
2nd Amendment Arms
What's your catchphrase?
Wherever there is interest and power to do wrong, wrong will generally be done.
What's the name or number of your first product?
James Madison
Why did you choose these?
Because some guy started a thread on a forum looking for answers to these questions - for fun.
It's the Land of Opportunity, not the Land of Entitlements - Vote America!!!
"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson
You are only paranoid until you are right - then you are a visionary.
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Miracle Firearms.
"If it works, it's a Miracle"
(No wait, I might get sued by Taurus...they've trademarked that one.)
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Again, just for fun and hopefuly see the humour:
French Arms Manufacturing Co. LTD, Paris.
"Never Been Fired. Only Dropped Once"
The White Flag : Model OhLaLa .25 acp.
The Surrender: Model MonDeux 9mm
De Gaulle "Champaign" Model 1940 .40 Cal.
Le Quebecker : Canadian Pellet Gun .177 caliber.
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