Not fooling anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlr1m View Post
    Just an idea. Get yourself a nice portable digital recorder. Go to walmart some weekend and take it into the rest room to record some of the better "Tunes" being played. Then when you have a nice assortment of bathroom noises take it home. Now the next time you are in your sanctuary you cam play this in the background while enjoying your time with us here on DC.

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    That is astonishingly weird

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    Busted! My wife avoids that side of the house when I'm in that room. You have my sympathies. I'm almost positive I heard something about the Geneva convention myself. I'll look into it and report back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Shot View Post
    That is astonishingly weird
    Agreed. I didn't even know they played music in Walmart bathrooms.


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    There is some profound wisdom in this thread. I especially like the digital recorder. My attorney is taking a second look at the Geneva Convention. Eagle, yes, I'm whipped. I even have subscription to "Whipped" magazine. I will say in defense of my wife that she had a question about paint color or some such when the door flew open. It probably also doesn't help that I'm half deaf from too many Grand Funk concerts in my youth. With a closed door and the f@rt fan running, Russian shock troops could be running through the house and I would be clueless. You'll have to excuse me, now. It's time to empty the dishwasher and fix a pot of coffee. Schnookums doesn't like to wake up to a full dishwasher and no coffee...
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    You obviously did not eat enough burritos the night before...it would have prevented a desire to enter by anyone.
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    Looks like the "Castle Doctrine" needs to be followed up by a "Throne Doctrine" which allows open carry of water guns or sucker-tipped dart pistols (paintball guns are too messy for you to clean up later) to protect the sanctity of the library from intruders - naturally without any "must attempt to retreat" clause before firing the weapon.
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    This is way too much information and much more than I really want to know regarding idiosyncratic forum member viewing habits.
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    You need an iPad or a good phone.

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    You could jar your farts, and then open it outside the bathroom just before you go in.
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    Will I ever be able to read another post by aznav without thinking about what exact location it might have been typed from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Will I ever be able to read another post by aznav without thinking about what exact location it might have been typed from?
    I'm sure he's not the only one typing from the "thinking chair"

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    TMI!!!!
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    Nobody dares come near the bathroom door while I'm in there. Once when my wife walked by the door I heard her yell to the kids "GAS, GAS, GAS!". When I came out my whole family was at Mopp level 4.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HKinNY View Post
    He is not whipped. He gets to choose what laundry soap to buy Also he does the dishes and laundry when HE is good and ready.
    He's not whipped, his wife told him he wasn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Will I ever be able to read another post by aznav without thinking about what exact location it might have been typed from?
    I've had a sneaking suspicion that was where he was posting from all along.
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