This is a discussion on Not fooling anyone. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by mlr1m Just an idea. Get yourself a nice portable digital recorder. Go to walmart some weekend and take it into the rest ...
Busted! My wife avoids that side of the house when I'm in that room. You have my sympathies. I'm almost positive I heard something about the Geneva convention myself. I'll look into it and report back.
There is some profound wisdom in this thread. I especially like the digital recorder. My attorney is taking a second look at the Geneva Convention. Eagle, yes, I'm whipped. I even have subscription to "Whipped" magazine. I will say in defense of my wife that she had a question about paint color or some such when the door flew open. It probably also doesn't help that I'm half deaf from too many Grand Funk concerts in my youth. With a closed door and the f@rt fan running, Russian shock troops could be running through the house and I would be clueless. You'll have to excuse me, now. It's time to empty the dishwasher and fix a pot of coffee. Schnookums doesn't like to wake up to a full dishwasher and no coffee...
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You obviously did not eat enough burritos the night before...it would have prevented a desire to enter by anyone.
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Looks like the "Castle Doctrine" needs to be followed up by a "Throne Doctrine" which allows open carry of water guns or sucker-tipped dart pistols (paintball guns are too messy for you to clean up later) to protect the sanctity of the library from intruders - naturally without any "must attempt to retreat" clause before firing the weapon.
This is way too much information and much more than I really want to know regarding idiosyncratic forum member viewing habits.
You could jar your farts, and then open it outside the bathroom just before you go in.
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Good thing the March of Dimes worked. How, why?
Alternately, for those with a tool shed, ideas, or creative loved ones to tell..
Will I ever be able to read another post by aznav without thinking about what exact location it might have been typed from?
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Nobody dares come near the bathroom door while I'm in there. Once when my wife walked by the door I heard her yell to the kids "GAS, GAS, GAS!". When I came out my whole family was at Mopp level 4.
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