This is a discussion on Not fooling anyone. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by joker1 I've had a sneaking suspicion that was where he was posting from all along. You may be correct!...
Now this thread has been worth a few choked coffee mouthfulls. Funny reading.
The reading room is a no pass zone when I am in there. Walking by the door is a good reminder of why entering is a very bad idea.
"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
There are always too many Democratic, Republican and never enough U.S. congressmen.
I'm pretty sure if I was in the bathroom with a laptop she would think i'm looking at a lot worse things than DC. I like the portability of the smart phone though.
I like the squirt gun idea and if your not married work throne time into your vows.