Sounds like you are whipped.
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It's Saturday morning. Long honey-do list. Sigh. Snuck into the bathroom to have my daily devotions (DC devotions, that is.) Door just busted open. Caught! Sitting on the throne with my laptop open to...Defensive Carry forum threads. IIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Back to work. Bye everyone. See you tonight.
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
Sounds like you are whipped.
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I've been caught doing the same, she said the blue glow being emitted from under the bathroom door gave away my location...I told her I was actually doing my business not just surfing the internet with my drawers down.
Isn't there some sort of international law that says the bathroom is a sanctuary place? What about the Geneva Convention? Maybe thats where I read it. Or, the Magna Carta maybe thats where it was. I know its written into law somewhere!
Next time throw a towel behind the door. No Light, DC delight.
talk about an invasion of privacy!!
Next time they are in there, tell them you are about to breach the door,,,,
^^Theres a good idea!
I just sit at the desktop comp in the LR and put up with the snide remarks and dirty looks as the rest of the clan goes by.
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Just an idea. Get yourself a nice portable digital recorder. Go to walmart some weekend and take it into the rest room to record some of the better "Tunes" being played. Then when you have a nice assortment of bathroom noises take it home. Now the next time you are in your sanctuary you cam play this in the background while enjoying your time with us here on DC.
One word for ya brother.... SmartPhone, well that's two words really, but it sure beats the laptop in your lap while you're doing the deed. Not that I use mine for that, or ahh.
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You have to lock the door!
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My wife wont go within 10 yards of the bathroom if I'm in there doing my "business".
I have an idea: lock the door. After all ya got business to attend, doncha?
I have a smartphone with Tapatalk for those times
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I just pretend I'm doing other unmentionables when I'm there, the other, other unmentionables.
Statistically, dementia is one of the greatest defeatable threats to my loved ones. The solution is to fund charities that hunt for a cure. This will also reduces the total amount of family that has to go through it. I'm basically racing against odds.
Why would you put up with a partner that makes you have to "sneak" anything other a surprise present ?