So a pregnant lady gets on a bus.........

So a pregnant lady gets on a bus.........

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    So a pregnant lady gets on a bus.........

    A lady who was about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, your Honor. It was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that read: 'The Gold Dust Twins Are Coming,' and I had to smile."

    "Then she moved and sat under a sign that read: 'Sloan's Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling,' and I had to grin."

    "Then she placed herself under a sign that read: 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly control myself."

    "But, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read: 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident,' I laughed out loud."

    "Case Dismissed." replied the Judge.
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    Good one LOL
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    Good answer
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    In the words oneshot would use ^^^^^^^^^^^^I'm in this camp right here^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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    Funny.

    Now a true pregnant mom story from a couple days ago. My wife has a friend who is mega pregnant, about 8 1/2 months. She took her older child to swim lessons and was in the pool swimming with her kid. The 4 year old asked the pregnant mommy to be "Mom, do all moms look like whales when they swim?"

    My wife said the lady cried.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Funny.

    Now a true pregnant mom story from a couple days ago. My wife has a friend who is mega pregnant, about 8 1/2 months. She took her older child to swim lessons and was in the pool swimming with her kid. The 4 year old asked the pregnant mommy to be "Mom, do all moms look like whales when they swim?"

    My wife said the lady cried.
    Real life is always funnier. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Funny.

    Now a true pregnant mom story from a couple days ago. My wife has a friend who is mega pregnant, about 8 1/2 months. She took her older child to swim lessons and was in the pool swimming with her kid. The 4 year old asked the pregnant mommy to be "Mom, do all moms look like whales when they swim?"

    My wife said the lady cried.
    Now that's funny! Kids say the funniest stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Funny.

    Now a true pregnant mom story from a couple days ago. My wife has a friend who is mega pregnant, about 8 1/2 months. She took her older child to swim lessons and was in the pool swimming with her kid. The 4 year old asked the pregnant mommy to be "Mom, do all moms look like whales when they swim?"

    My wife said the lady cried.


    ^YIKES^^^^^^^^^


    But,,,,
    As Art Linkletter used to say,,,Kids say the darndest things!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ^YIKES^^^^^^^^^


    But,,,,
    As Art Linkletter used to say,,,Kids say the darndest things!
    Some real classics here. Art Linkletter and the Kids 1 (1 of 2) - YouTube
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    Both jokes were funny...Thanks for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneshot View Post
    ^YIKES^^^^^^^^^


    But,,,,
    As Art Linkletter used to say,,,Kids say the darndest things!
    Now your showing your age! That was a good show!
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