This is a discussion on 4 Husbands within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about ...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(wait for it)
(don't get mad...)
(can you guess?)
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go..."
An armed society is a polite society
Lol, that's a good one.
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."
-James Earl Jones
Didn't see that one coming. Good one!
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Good un ; )
A Native Floridian = RARE
IT'S OUR RIGHTS>THEY WANT TO WRONG
LOL Good one. Very clever.
I live for others and I answer to God and sometimes to my wife too.
I stole it...
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
at last, an honest thief...
You plug 'em, I plant 'em
...kid can't read at 17 (Garcia/Hunter 1985)
Lack of preparation on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on mine
I am so mad that I laughed!!! I am telling everyone that tomorrow.
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain