Cleaning the Toilet

Cleaning the Toilet

This is a discussion on Cleaning the Toilet within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I stole this off my lOkla gun forum 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the ...

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    Cleaning the Toilet

    I stole this off my lOkla gun forum


    1. Put both lids of the toilet up

    And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
    You may need to stand on the lid.


    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
    Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
    This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
    Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    And run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..


    Michael


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    Got to Try that one ; )
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    that's funny!!!
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    My cat hates you!
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    Thumbs up

    I forwarded that one to my dog.
    atctimmy and surefire7 like this.
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    That used to be titled "How to bathe a cat"

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    Love it...I'll have to forward it to my sister in law and her cat

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    does that work in the winter time?

    i ask cause in Connecticut by February the water gets so cold im
    concerned if it will suds well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by claude clay View Post
    does that work in the winter time?

    i ask cause in Connecticut by February the water gets so cold im
    concerned if it will suds well.
    Not to worry, the cat will warm it right up!
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    I have seen this before, but it still very funny. (still laughing) Thanks for sharing it.

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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    Not to worry, the cat will warm it right up!
    ok, so i wont be needing to micro-wave the cat before insertion...
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    gotta try it...LOL
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