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    Happy St. Patrick's Day

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    Ya got to love the Irish!
    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
    Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... dad... I became a prostitute..."
    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
    "OK, dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
    "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
    Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks her father.
    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... a prostitute, da! Sniff, sniff."
    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."
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    Aren't you 3 days shy? My calendar has it as 17 Mar

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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    Aren't you 3 days shy? My calendar has it as 17 Mar
    He's getting a running start.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    He's getting a running start.
    Okee Dokee.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!

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    Time to get him out of the basement. Patty O' Furniture
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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    Okee Dokee.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!
    You got a LOL out of me on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    Okee Dokee.
    MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!
    And A Happy New Year to You.....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    I actually have an Irish ancestor. Padric Murphy born 1755 in Dublin. Eventually the family settled in what is now Kanawha Co WV so yes, St. Patrick's Day is high on my list. But......

    The funniest bumper sticker I read went like this :

    "God created whiskey so that the Irish would never rule the world."
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    I actually have an Irish ancestor. Padric Murphy born 1755 in Dublin. Eventually the family settled in what is now Kanawha Co WV so yes, St. Patrick's Day is high on my list. But......

    The funniest bumper sticker I read went like this :

    "God created whiskey so that the Irish would never rule the world."
    And Scotch whiskey for the Scots!
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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    And Scotch whiskey for the Scots!
    My Graham, Frame and MacFarland ancestors would all agree.

    Even the Scots-Irish Given family would too!

    I don't think they celebrated St. Patrick's Day much, but if whiskey was involved........I'm just sayin'.
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    Happy 'High Holy Day' to my fellow 'Micks"..
    (yea, I'm IRISH, so I don't need to be 'P.C.")
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