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    I got scolded by the department of fish and wildlife over some beaver dams I was blowing up with improvised explosive wood moving devices. They were causing flooding problems in the bottoms where I liked to squirrel hunt and something had to be done. I was about 14 and this was well before the use of the word "explosive" implied anything terrorristic so I guess it wasn't that big a deal, except that it was strictly forbidden according to the kentucky revised statutes.


    I also had a great uncle who went to prison for not paying taxes on the white corn whiskey he produced. While he was in prison, his wife, my great Aunt Dessie, received a transfer of money every week into her savings account. She died never knowing who sent her money every week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beretta96 View Post
    My brother and I as kids used to pee for distance off the nearby hill.
    My cousin can pee over a pickup.
    If you died today and stood in front of God and He asked you " Why should I let you into My Heaven?" what would you say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldmaster View Post
    My cousin can pee over a pickup.
    Front to back, or side to side?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
    Front to back, or side to side?
    Side to side.
    If you died today and stood in front of God and He asked you " Why should I let you into My Heaven?" what would you say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentMike View Post
    I grew up in Kentucky. beat that.
    I was born in Arkansas and MOVED to Kentucky.

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    I have to add another one: tried to shoot a tarantula with a .22 pistol. It was in the front yard and hissed at me!
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    water skied in the irrigation cannal behind a pick-up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
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    LMAO!!! Thats funny! Just the other day,I had to take a wiz while doing my rte-I was in the middle of nowhere,I had about 2 gallons of coffee in me and I let er fly!looked like a mini St Louis Archway! I thought to my self when I was done that I pretty much am a moron
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    I played the "spoons" one time with a Blue Grass band that had Horace Scruggs in it. His younger brother is Earl Scruggs. You know, Lester flat and Earl Scruggs. They did "Foggy Mountain Breakdown." and a number of other hits. What hurt me the most was that they ignored me. At the end Horace said, "you've been watching too many "Hee Haw" TV shows. I said "I was watching too many Hee Haw honeys"..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentMike View Post
    I grew up in Kentucky. beat that.
    You win.


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    Quote Originally Posted by l1a1 View Post
    I was born in Arkansas and MOVED to Kentucky.
    OK. Sorry, you win.
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    We drove around with a dead cat slammed into the hood so that when we reached about 50 mph the front half of the cat "stood up" and we had a hood ornament that looked like a crucified kitty.

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    Addendum:
    Burped the alphabet, a to z. New Hampshire thing.

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    I showed up to a wedding 10 minutes late in an old Jeep Renegade covered with so much mud you couldn't tell what color it was. Me and the 2 buddies I was with were drunk and dirty as could be because we had been out 4 wheelin and got stuck in a creek with nothing but a bumper jack and a half gallon of cheap liquor. It took us 8 hours to get back to civilization. Everyone was at the front of the curch waiting for us because not only was I a party in the wedding, but my 2 buddies were the Groom and Best Man. That's red.
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