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I got scolded by the department of fish and wildlife over some beaver dams I was blowing up with improvised explosive wood moving devices. They were causing flooding problems in the bottoms where I liked to squirrel hunt and something had to be done. I was about 14 and this was well before the use of the word "explosive" implied anything terrorristic so I guess it wasn't that big a deal, except that it was strictly forbidden according to the kentucky revised statutes.
I also had a great uncle who went to prison for not paying taxes on the white corn whiskey he produced. While he was in prison, his wife, my great Aunt Dessie, received a transfer of money every week into her savings account. She died never knowing who sent her money every week.
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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I have to add another one: tried to shoot a tarantula with a .22 pistol. It was in the front yard and hissed at me!
US Air Force, 1986 - 2007
"To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them..." George Mason
water skied in the irrigation cannal behind a pick-up
MIA/POW , Bring em home or Send us back
Five minutes before the prom is no time to learn how to dance.Semper Paratus
I played the "spoons" one time with a Blue Grass band that had Horace Scruggs in it. His younger brother is Earl Scruggs. You know, Lester flat and Earl Scruggs. They did "Foggy Mountain Breakdown." and a number of other hits. What hurt me the most was that they ignored me. At the end Horace said, "you've been watching too many "Hee Haw" TV shows. I said "I was watching too many Hee Haw honeys"..
We drove around with a dead cat slammed into the hood so that when we reached about 50 mph the front half of the cat "stood up" and we had a hood ornament that looked like a crucified kitty.
Burped the alphabet, a to z. New Hampshire thing.
I showed up to a wedding 10 minutes late in an old Jeep Renegade covered with so much mud you couldn't tell what color it was. Me and the 2 buddies I was with were drunk and dirty as could be because we had been out 4 wheelin and got stuck in a creek with nothing but a bumper jack and a half gallon of cheap liquor. It took us 8 hours to get back to civilization. Everyone was at the front of the curch waiting for us because not only was I a party in the wedding, but my 2 buddies were the Groom and Best Man. That's red.
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No Guns, No Safety, No Peace.
Here's some competition for ya'll: Black powder stash KABOOMS residence! Five miles from my house...
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."