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I was out on a date when my intoxicated GF jumped off of a bridge by accident. I was so intoxicated I didn't realize what she had done until a sober friend showed up and clued me in.
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had a 72 Catalina that was so thrashed the hood would no longer latch. Drove it around with chains across the grill to keep the hood on.
I don't claim to be a redneck, but most of my friends think I am just because I'm an outdoorsy guy that knows how to shoot, fix things, and I have some skills that can get me farm work and industrial work...a lot of knowledge that is typically associated with blue collar folk. It doesn't help that most of my friends have never had a job that didn't involve a computer and air conditioning.
I guess as soon as you build your own garage and drive a truck, you're a redneck.
About 20-30 minutes later my sober (DD) buddy gets to the car with the rest of the crowd, wakes me and asks where she went. I tell him she went to pee in those bushes over there. He goes over to look for her and realizes that the bushes are not bushes, they are tree tops.
She fell into a big concrete flood control channel like the LA flood control channels seen in the movies Grease/Italian Job/ Terminator 2. She fell about 25 feet down. What saved her life was that she fell through the tree branches like a pin ball and was "drunk person" limp when she hit the bottom. We had to call for help to get her out.
She had the worst concussion I have ever seen someone have but no broken bones. She and I had a roughly 10 minute conversation where she just kept asking me the same two questions over and over again nonstop.
I and my friends begged her to go to the ER but she opted not to because she thought she would get in trouble with her parents. Well of course she did get in trouble because it's really hard to hide the fact that you fell 25 feet off a bridge and are severely concussed.
She ended up being OK but she was grounded for life (she was only 19 and had been under age drinking). That was bad because she was BEAUTIFUL and I never got to go out with her again. : (
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I cut all four valve stems on a chicks car tires that was screwing around on me in Salisbury, North Carolina.
And so it goes.
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I remembered another one.
I was making new battery cables for my truck and could not find my torch to solder the ends on. I ended up using a reloading press to crimp them on.
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