Sausage Rage????

Sausage Rage????

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    Sausage Rage????

    I've heard of road rage and 'roid rage, but sausage rage?? A New Jersey woman was arrested for flying into a rage because a store didn't have sausage!

    'Sausage Rage' Cited In Attack On 7-Eleven Employee | Fox News
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    Sausage is pretty good ya know!
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    Maybe she was/is pregnant and is having cravings.

    That'd be my story, and I'd be sticking to it.
    Course it was down south,,,,, well, south NJ anyway.

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    OK, I confess that I reacted the same way when they did not have my favorite slushy flavor...guilty.

    Oh, I forgot to mention that I avoid 7-11's whenever possible. Around here they tend to be hazardous to your health and well-being.
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    That is crazy for sausage, bacon however!
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    Go meat!!!!!!!!!
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    That's just crazy. What is wrong with people? Attack someone because they are out of sausage.

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    Sounds like she may have actually been looking for Snausages.

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    PMS + Sausage = xXxplosive situation
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    all the places in NJ that you can get good sausage from she picks 7-11 to make a scene... that is grounds for an insanity defense

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArkhmAsylm View Post
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    Sounds like she may have actually been looking for Snausages.

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    Sausage is better when you make it yourself.

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    Just goes to prove you need to be ready for ANYTHING because even the extremely strange and unexpected can occur.
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