Home remedies and some common sense

Home remedies and some common sense

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    Home remedies and some common sense

    Pardon if this is a repost. Didn't come up in a search.


    THESE REALLY WORK!!

    I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! (NOT)


    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory1022 View Post
    Pardon if this is a repost. Didn't come up in a search.


    THESE REALLY WORK!!

    I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! (NOT)


    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


    -CC
    This is what a grandfather considered cough medicene. He also offered cow manure for chapped lips (put it on your lips and you won't lick them anymore).

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    There's also the Navy Sink test - if something is not working correctly, throw it overboard, if it sinks it needed to be replaced.
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    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
    Funny stuff.
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory1022 View Post
    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
    Not the first time
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    That's awesome!
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    LMAO thanks!

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    Very good!
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    These are great!! Thanks!
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