a lil' joke

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    a lil' joke

    A priest, a nun, a lawyer, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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    it continues to be funny in my head.
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    ok....im with you with Al Sharpton, The Flying Nun and Michael Jackson.
    but who is the priest...Rev Sun Young Moon?

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    sorry, that was ST Lewis. i was looking for our favorite butt banging priest in CT.
    ahh....Cardinal Egan.

    how this helps the bartender will be interesting
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    Then what'd they say? I don't get it...

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    It's alright Mike...I thought it was funny
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    Try the veal.
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    I recognize this as high comedy. I can't be held responsible for the interpretation of others. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentMike View Post
    I recognize this as high comedy. I can't be held responsible for the interpretation of others. Carry on.
    That's why I didn't laught,you gotta be "HIGH" on something
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentMike View Post
    A priest, a nun, a lawyer, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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    I was in Misoula MT. last winter, and it was so cold,,,,,,,,,,,,, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets.
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    Dont forget to tip your waitresses.
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    oook...
    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

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