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  1. August 31st, 2006 07:55 AM #1
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    Reviews Of Hillary's New Book

    REVIEWS OF HILLARY'S NEW BOOK


    "Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern."
    - Craig Kilborn

    In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
    married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts."
    - Jay Leno

    "In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry,
    that's what Monica said."
    - David Letterman

    "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment
    family."
    - David Letterman

    "Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington . People said it was a lot like the parties she
    used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
    - Jay Leno

    "Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise
    made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
    - Craig Kilborn

    "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It."
    - Jay Leno

    "Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.
    When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . .the one with only seven commandments."
    -David Letterman
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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  3. August 31st, 2006 07:58 AM #2
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    Hilarious, I've got to email this if you dont mind.....
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  4. August 31st, 2006 08:27 AM #3
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  5. August 31st, 2006 08:39 AM #4
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  6. August 31st, 2006 09:15 AM #5
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    "Then on page two....."
    That's great!
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  7. August 31st, 2006 09:33 AM #6
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    A wonderful collection of comments about such an ill advised and imprudent lady author.
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  8. August 31st, 2006 09:34 AM #7
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  9. August 31st, 2006 04:20 PM #8
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  11. August 31st, 2006 04:56 PM #10
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  12. August 31st, 2006 05:41 PM #11
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    Well she could at least been honest.... Woops that would land her in jail
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  13. August 31st, 2006 06:43 PM #12
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    I liked the "...then on page 2"!
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  15. August 31st, 2006 09:01 PM #14
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    has always been riding Bill's coat tails...the reason being, there was usually a line on the front of the garment.


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  16. August 31st, 2006 09:59 PM #15
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    Good stuff!

    But just the mere mention of the name Clinton makes me
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