Oil Shortage

Oil Shortage

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    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in:
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    ALASKA
    California
    Coastal Florida
    Coastal Louisiana
    Coastal Alabama
    Coastal Mississippi
    Coastal Texas
    North Dakota
    Wyoming
    Colorado
    Kansas
    Oklahoma
    Pennsylvania
    and
    Texas
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    Our dipsticks are located in DC
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    Any Questions?
    NO? Didn't think So.
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    Very funny! Thanks

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    so the dipsticks in DC are short?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBuckwheat View Post
    so the dipsticks in DC are short?
    Nope,the dipsticks are in DC where there is no oil,where there is oil there ain't no dipsticks or sumpin like that
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    good one!
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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