Very funny! Thanks
This is a discussion on Oil Shortage within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ ...
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Our dipsticks are located in DC
NO? Didn't think So.
Socialism: A great Idea...'til you run out of other people's money. Margaret Thatcher
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so the dipsticks in DC are short?
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.