Blondes

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    Blondes

    A blonde pulls into a gas station complaining that her car isn't running right. The mechanic opens the hood and within minutes has the car purring like a kitten.

    The blonde says, "That was fast."

    The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

    The blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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