Beware the Ninja Squirrels!

Beware the Ninja Squirrels!

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    Beware the Ninja Squirrels!

    Student captures photo of squirrels in combat.

    Picture: Ninja Squirrel Fight - OrlandoSentinel.com


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    Do you know what ninja squirrels drink??


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    Cool picture, but if they were really ninjas you wouldn't see them, only the effects of the battle. Broken glass, splintered trees, sharpened acorns embedded in walls.
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    Kind of a Neo Matrix shot. Very cool.
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    No, not ninja squirrels.

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    Ok, which one is claiming self defense...
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    Quote Originally Posted by paaiyan View Post
    Cool picture, but if they were really ninjas you wouldn't see them, only the effects of the battle. Broken glass, splintered trees, sharpened acorns embedded in walls.

    There are 5 other squirels in that photo. THOSE are the ninjas.

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    I see another Matrix sequel coming.
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