Okay, duk, that is funny!
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My Boss phoned me today.
He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"
I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I
haven't stopped for a minute."
"Can you do me a favour?" he asked.
I said, "Of course, anything, what is it?"
He said, "Hurry up & take your shot, I'm right behind you on the 7th
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Okay, duk, that is funny!
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LOL, a couple big Golf people here in the office, they will get a kick out of that one.
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If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
A know a guy that got caught by his boss saying he was just leaving a job site but was golfing. He had a company phone and told him to take a picture of himself sitting in the van and send it. BUSTED.
What's funny about getting caught lying to you boss?
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It wouldn't hurt as much reading that if it haden't happened to me before............
humor is lost once someone has to have the joke explained...
lots of that here.
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The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. "Why the hell didn't you watch where it went" he asked.
"Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise!"
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They are called JOKES. They are intended to be taken lightly.
When other people have this other thing called a "Sense Of Humor" ~ they read or hear a JOKE and they think it's kinda funny.
Usually they laugh. Either to themselves or out loud.
I hope explanation helps to clear things up a bit.
The bartender replied "Hold it right there. Our bouncer is right behind you and he's Polish. He's 6'4" 300lbs with a nasty streak You have a couple of big guys sitting on either side of you and they're both Polish. Plus I'm Polish too and I'm not a small guy. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The guy slumps his shoulders and puts his head down. "No. Not if I'll have to explain it 4 times."
I've heard that as a Polish and as a blonde joke. But as a blonde joke, the guy is blind.
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