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    Talking dog?

    Talking dog...too funny

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    Thats too funny. Thanks for posting.
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    I have seen this countless times before.......and it is still freaking hilarious every time I watch it again. Thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    I have seen this countless times before.......and it is still freaking hilarious every time I watch it again. Thanks!
    Same here. I think it's the dog's facial expressions.
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    The first time I saw it, towards the begining, I actually thought it was the dog saying "yea". Until of course he spoke a sentence.
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    I spoil my dog to the point if I'm eating something she wants she will sit in front of me about 5 feet out,if I ignore her she starts scooching forward til she is right in front,still ignore her,so she puts a paw on my leg,still ignore her,then the whimpering starts
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    I've seen that a few times too in fact it's being used in a commercial for something now.... funny clip.
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    I have to say that I have seen this numerous times before, but it is just so funny!

    Going to be a classic someday.
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    I like the video. When I saw the title I thought you were talking about a variation of:

    A soldier is on patrol in Afghanistan and he comes upon an Afghan farmer at his farm. He looks around and then approaches the farmer.

    "How is everything here on your farm? Are you treating your animals well?"

    "Yes," replies the Afghan, "very well."

    "Great," says the soldier. He looks over and sees a cow in the barn. "You mind if I ask the cow how you're treating her?"

    "Cow no talk," says the farmer.

    Regardless, the soldier approaches the cow and starts chatting with it, asking it how things are going. "Well, he takes good care of me. He milks me every morning and keeps us in good pastures with good grass to eat. I'm doing just fine."

    The farmer's mouth is agape as he cannot believe what he is hearing! The soldier returns to the farmer's side and asks, "How bout the horse? Can I chat with him about the farm?"

    Again the farmer replies, "Horse no talk." But the soldier approaches the horse, asks him how things are, and the horse says, "Things are pretty good. The farmer brings me fresh hay every week and we go riding every Friday to check the fences. Not bad at all, very happy to be here."

    The farmer nearly can't believe his own eyes and ears. He is scratching his head in bewilderment as the soldier returns.

    The soldier says, "So, how about I talk to one of your sheep..."

    The Afghan farmer breaks in quickly, "Sheep lie! Sheep lie!"
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    First time I saw this one, great clip.

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    Ha ha that was funny!
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    My Golden Retriever Ruby waits while I eat, and she knows that she is going to get "THE LAST BITE". If she's not in the room, you just say "LAST BITE" and she comes running. Dogs are the best, but she's starting to look a little pudgy, well I guess she fits right in with the rest of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I spoil my dog to the point if I'm eating something she wants she will sit in front of me about 5 feet out,if I ignore her she starts scooching forward til she is right in front,still ignore her,so she puts a paw on my leg,still ignore her,then the whimpering starts
    My golden retriever isn't as subtle. She starts out within arm reach when she begs. It usually works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    I have seen this countless times before.......and it is still freaking hilarious every time I watch it again. Thanks!
    same here. LOL.
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