Bad? - Man Robs Bank With Plunger

Bad? - Man Robs Bank With Plunger

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    Bad? - Man Robs Bank With Plunger

    Well, I guess the SHTF, literally? Man robs bank with toilet plunger.

    Man with plunger tries to rob New York bank, police say | Fox News
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    And no one took him on? I mean really....
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    I hear New York is in an all out panic, they will probably be pulling over every plumber truck they can find looking for those assault plungers!
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    Come to think of it, if it was one of those evil, black short-handled plungers I can see why people cowered.
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    Well, all joking aside, it probably stems from bank policy to give a robber, regardless of weapon displayed or weapon hinted at, anything they ask for and to not take personal action or risk termination. It is probably the corporate lawyers who wrote up the policies on that for litigation avoidance should something go wrong (for example, teller sees plunger, tries to tackle him, he pulls out a gun and shoots).
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    Quote Originally Posted by accessbob View Post
    Well, all joking aside, it probably stems from bank policy to give a robber, regardless of weapon displayed or weapon hinted at, anything they ask for and to not take personal action or risk termination. It is probably the corporate lawyers who wrote up the policies on that for litigation avoidance should something go wrong (for example, teller sees plunger, tries to tackle him, he pulls out a gun and shoots).
    Yeah, I remember an article about a guy walking into a bank and asking for money, no hint or mention of a weapon, and the bank complied.
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    A booger on the tip of your finger would likely cow people into doing your bidding... A plunger may well get them to do atrocities...
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    Time to register plungers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Time to register plungers.
    But that would only lead to a ban on high power plungers and we'd be stuck with the ones that don't work so well. Also, the government would know where to go to collect the plungers if they so desired and then what would we do if they took them away and our toilets got clogged? No, I would prefer no plunger registration.
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    When seconds count, plumbers are just minutes away.
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    We mock England a lot about their draconian weapons policies, but I bet if you tried to rob a bank with a plunger there you'd wind up with teeth in a basket.

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    When the cops showed up they would be trying in pull that thing out of the BG's butt cause thats where I'd shove it on him.

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    Flush the turd......BANG, thanks for playing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CowboyColby View Post
    When the cops showed up they would be trying in pull that thing out of the BG's butt cause thats where I'd shove it on him.
    I think the cops may just want to sit this one out...

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    I did an image search for "Massive Plunger" and this was one of the top results:

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