Why I trust my life to a .22

Why I trust my life to a .22

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    Why I trust my life to a .22

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    Dang, I fall into it every time lol.

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    LOL! I was taking this so seriously until I got to the punchline!
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    Hilarious! You had me hooked.

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    Sound advice ... just make sure you can run faster than your "hiking buddy", that's all that matters. NEVER hike with a sprinter or track star.
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    Gun Free Zones are totally effective, and 100% safe ... (wait for it) ... (wait for it) ... until a bad guy with a gun shows up! Then suddenly, you have an uncontested Kill Zone of defensless sheep, patiently awaiting their turn for the slaughter.

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    If you get into camp early, just smear peanut butter on the trees around the other campsites. Early warning system.
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    This technique will work for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse as well.

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    I was all ready to tell you about some patients I have seen shot with .22 that the bullet bounced off the skull and others that when it got into the skull just bounced back and forth causing the brain to be torn up like cole slaw. Then I saw the joke. Never mind.
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    .........hook
    ...............line
    ....................sinker.

    Well played.

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    "Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendment, bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently been, and should still be, construed as an individual right." -- U.S. District Judge Sam Cummings, Re: U.S. vs Emerson (1999)

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    Add me to the list of suckers!
    "Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.

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    Touche' sir

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    Not a fan of Walking Dead, but didn't someone do that on one of the episodes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdsumner View Post
    .........hook
    ...............line
    ....................sinker.

    Well played.

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    Me too.

    That was well done. The punch line was perfect.

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