Oldie but goodie - The Old Lady Traffic Stop
A LEO stopps an old lady for speeding. He asked for her driver's license, registration and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to him. In with the cards see she had a concealed carry permit. He looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she had a .45 automatic in her glove box, a 9mm Glock in her center console and a .38 special in her purse.
He then asked her what was she so afraid of and she looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"