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  1. September 5th, 2006 03:35 PM #1
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    Crusty old man

    This is an oldy but a goody,

    (NOTE TO MODS)
    I cleaned up the language at the end.



    A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."



    The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir. I must have

    misunderstood you. What did you say?"



    "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"



    "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."



    The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,

    "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"



    "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."



    "I see," says the manager, "and is this b giving you a hard time?"
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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  3. September 5th, 2006 03:39 PM #2
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    LOL...too funny!!
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  4. September 5th, 2006 05:17 PM #3
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    Thanks, now everyone in the office is looking at me funny :)
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  5. September 6th, 2006 07:14 PM #4
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    That shows what makes the world go round! but also funny !
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  6. September 7th, 2006 02:34 PM #5
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    A little money goes a long way in changing ones point of view.
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  7. September 7th, 2006 04:30 PM #6
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    LOL...man that jokes just never loses its flavor. I love that!
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  8. September 8th, 2006 04:13 AM #7
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    I liked that one
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  9. September 8th, 2006 07:11 PM #8
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    Please Lord just let me win the lottery to prove it will not spoil me, LOL
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  10. September 8th, 2006 07:24 PM #9
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    Very good!
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  11. September 11th, 2006 05:49 PM #10
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL> money the root of all evil today. quote from the band pink floyd
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  12. September 11th, 2006 07:49 PM #11
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    That's a...

    damn funny joke!


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  13. September 11th, 2006 09:12 PM #12
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    Funny joke. You're right, it's still good.
    eschew obfuscation

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