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This is an oldy but a goody,
(NOTE TO MODS)
I cleaned up the language at the end.
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this b giving you a hard time?"
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Thanks, now everyone in the office is looking at me funny :)
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That shows what makes the world go round! but also funny !
A little money goes a long way in changing ones point of view.
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LOL...man that jokes just never loses its flavor. I love that!
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I liked that one
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Please Lord just let me win the lottery to prove it will not spoil me, LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL> money the root of all evil today. quote from the band pink floyd
damn funny joke!
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Funny joke. You're right, it's still good.
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