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    On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

    My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

    Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

    In Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector".

    In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

    In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

    In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

    In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

    In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

    And, in Texas, he'd be called, "my huntin' buddy".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found
    Disclaimer: This is just a joke!!!!!!!
    When I saw the title CACHE and then the following
    On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found...
    The first person I thought of was a certain DC member who doesn't like geocaching. LOL
    Just trying to throw some humor into the day!
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    In MN he'd be gettin' 'bout ready to sight in.
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    I need me some of them thar machine gun bullets...
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    Sounds like my next-door-neighbor, when I lived in Alabama!
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    Quote Originally Posted by suntzu View Post
    Disclaimer: This is just a joke!!!!!!!
    When I saw the title CACHE and then the following

    The first person I thought of was a certain DC member who doesn't like geocaching. LOL
    Just trying to throw some humor into the day!
    You mean a certain DC ex-member who doesn't like geocaching... not sure what happened there.
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    ... confirming the status as a "novice" in Arkansas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Sounds like my next-door-neighbor, when I lived in Alabama!
    That sounds like half the people on my street.
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    This is a serious question.

    Do .22lr rounds actually count towards the stockpile round count, or not? Its easy to amass a large collection of them.
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    In West Virginia he'd be classified as "ill prepared".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Huntin' Buddy


    On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

    My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

    Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

    In Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector".

    In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

    In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

    In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

    In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

    In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

    And, in Texas, he'd be called, "my huntin' buddy".
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    And in Detroit, He'd be under-gunned, and woefully short on ammunition.
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