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Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog

This is a discussion on Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter I had not really intended to make a joke in this thread but, every time I think I've just about "heard ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I had not really intended to make a joke in this thread but, every time I think I've just about "heard it all" some other totally bizarre and pathetic incident erupts into the news that just makes me shake my head in disbelief.
    We are totally surrounded by idiots.
    I can't remember the name of this book I read years ago but it had to do with the human race getting dumber because we allow it to happen whereas in the past natural selection and Darwin would take care of the idiots for us.


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    Second one from the left?deliverance.jpg
    Infowars- Proving David Hannum right on a daily basis

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    I have seen some of those redneck woman... do we have a pic... I wonder how she tastes smoked?

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    Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog....You cant make this stuff up....
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means, that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you......

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    Quote Originally Posted by paaiyan View Post
    "I'm sorry honey, I thought you was the hog."

    "Are you tryin' ta say I'm fat?"
    It's good to see you've got your sense of humor back.
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    I guess they wont be makin' bacon anymore............
    "Clearly that's a YOU problem not a ME problem."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcp1810 View Post
    Second one from the left?deliverance.jpg
    She don't look that bad. The hat sets her face jist rite.
    Last edited by tiwee; April 24th, 2012 at 04:11 PM. Reason: add astute observation originally overlooked

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    One of my best friends got killed by getting shot in the leg by his grandpa while hunting with his 12 gauge. Fools need to learn gun safety and how to identify a target before hunting.

    Edit: I'm gonna make a new thread with the link
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    He broke several shooting and hunting rules.Dumb asses that shoot at noise or movement but haven't identified the target need to be charged and sent to Jail for awhile,depending on Injuries or death,and have hunting privilege revoked for life.Might actually wake some people up if they realize they can go to prison instead of just a slap on the hand for accidently shooting someone
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