Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog

Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog

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    Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog

    Man shoots girlfriend, thinks it was a hog

    OK, let the jokes begin But same old story. Guy hears rustling leaves. Does not identify targert. Shoots girlfriend.
    Man accidentally shoots girlfriend while hunting | News - Home

    What I am curious is why do we get so upset when someone OC's does something idiotic but legal and hunters go around killing each other every year. They make the news more than some local yahoo OC'ing and IMO hurts not only gun ownership and 2A rights more but hunters rights.

    And I do not know what the girlfriend looked like


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    I get just as upset at something like this. There is no excuse for a hunter to not identify his target.

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    Stupid doesn't discriminate.

    I know too many hunters who's only interaction with a firearm is to take it out in the woods three or four times a year. They got their gun safety course from their 'diddy', and that's good enough for them. It's why I've cut back on leasing out land to hunters. Unless I've hunted with them and have seen how they handle themselves, the answer is 'no'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    Stupid doesn't discriminate.

    I know too many hunters who's only interaction with a firearm is to take it out in the woods three or four times a year. They got their gun safety course from their 'diddy', and that's good enough for them. It's why I've cut back on leasing out land to hunters. Unless I've hunted with them and have seen how they handle themselves, the answer is 'no'.
    I won't let folks hunt on my land and neither will our neighbors. Some of the old timers don't like it but one hit a house a few years ago. He wasn't contrite about it. He said that no one was hurt so it was not a big deal. He then said he knew nobody was home anyway.
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    "I'm sorry honey, I thought you was the hog."

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    Deputies said Steven Egan, 52, and his girlfriend Lisa Simmons were inside a tent when Egan saw a hog. He shot at the hog but wasn't sure if he hit it.
    Being inside a tent and shooting his girlfriend instead of a hog, really makes me wonder??
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    Multiple variables, excuses, and stories coming forth no doubt.

    Could have set her up for "accidental" shooting becasue he just can't go and shoot her in the proper way.

    Consuming alcohol in mass quantities and then playing with live ammuntion and firearms.

    Just plain stupid and needs to never be allowed to own and use a firearm or go hunting.

    Just a few to start with.
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    Many a Northern people come down FL, Sun and fun & have NO CLUE what the laws are. In Fl you can hunt hogs all year long on private property butt,,,,NOT AT NIGHT ; ) PS I think it was a accident or he'd shot her in chest JMO
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    His girlfriend has gone to the great sty in the sky and he won't be makin' any more bacon.

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    I believe that in an accident such as this one that the shooter should do some prison time.


    There are hunting accidents that are true accidents. An example would be a trip and a fall and a bang. Another would be shooting at an actual animal and striking some unseen hunter. But in a case like this one I think it's no accident at all.
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    If you don't know what you are shooting at, how in the heck are you even going to be aiming at the kill zone? People are idiots...
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    I had not really intended to make a joke in this thread but, every time I think I've just about "heard it all" some other totally bizarre and pathetic incident erupts into the news that just makes me shake my head in disbelief.
    We are totally surrounded by idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I had not really intended to make a joke in this thread but, every time I think I've just about "heard it all" some other totally bizarre and pathetic incident erupts into the news that just makes me shake my head in disbelief.
    We are totally surrounded by idiots.
    Scary, isn't it?
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    OK I can resist no longer.

    "Honey, does this tent make me look fat?"
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