Two Blind Pilots!

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    Smile Two Blind Pilots!

    Two blind pilots, both wearing dark glasses, make their way onto a jet airliner. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, as the men enter the cockpit. The cockpit door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane starts to taxi down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water panicked, hysterical screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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    Good one!
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    Come on.. thats suppossed to be an inside joke that the public should not be aware of!
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    That was good.
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    I've experience the wayward droppings from a few Close Air Support pilots that must have been related to them. Good one.
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    funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by boatail View Post
    Come on.. thats suppossed to be an inside joke that the public should not be aware of!
    I agree! :D

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    I think I've flown with them a couple times!
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    A good one!

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    Dat wuz funnie!!!!!!!!!
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    Sadly this is very true of the general public. Most people will not question authority. The ones that do decide to question authority often do it to late.

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    twas a good one!
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    O com'on i have a plane trip in june. Lol. Good joke tho
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