Body found in duffel bag likely killed.
Well, maybe he just crawled into the bag to die hisownself, maybe. Didja ever think of THAT?
Sheesh! Maybe he was like a homeless guy and the duffel bag was his tent like and he zipped it up too far and dies of suffocation. We gotta do sumpin' about all these homeless guys, ya know... And they oughta make 'em put vent holes in duffel bags...
Oh wait... It was a SPY found dead in the duffel bag, in HIS TUB in HIS APARTMENT do you think there might be some foul play involved? Maybe... oh I see... uh... never mind, read the story for yourself... Love the headline though, click on it and read for yourself: