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Happend in Putnam Co. WV. Some news "sources" have changed the title to a "Painted Faced Robber" in order to be more PC.
Clown-faced thief robs nursing home - The Herald Dispatch
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Straight from the Twilight Zone and the Can't Make This Up Department.
Happend in Putnam Co. WV. Some news "sources" have changed the title to a "Painted Faced Robber" in order to be more PC.
Clown-faced thief robs nursing home - The Herald Dispatch
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
There is precedence:
Police: Woman in clown costume robs bank | 6abc.com
and then there is the half-clown, half-woman approach:
Man robs bank in clown pants | 6abc.com
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Thank Goodness! I was certain that my state was the "first" to have someone do this.Originally Posted by Mike1956
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
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So why is it not PC to say Clown Faced??? I think the PC stuff is getting ridiculous.
That said, if I am the nurse and some clown demands I hand over the goods, he can have it all....including the extreme laxitives in that cup riiiiight there! Oh, and that extra powerful form of Viagra in that cup over there....and well, yes, he gets that lady's extra powerful estrogen pills....and maybe even those blood thinners! Now remember to take them all at the same time, laddy!
Sadly, he will probably be selling them for cash, so I would be harming someone else stupid enough to buy them on the streets, but just the thought of that clown experiencing the estrogen burst and laxatives would be worth the price of admission...
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The reporter asked “did he take anything that was important” and the spokesmen said it “depends” but we are "Ensure” we will catch him "clowning" around somewhere
thank you,thank you.... I will be here all week....lol
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Seems like he's had plenty of narcotics for the day...A man disguised as a clown broke into a Putnam County nursing home early Wednesday, held up two of its nurses and demanded narcotics,
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable- JFK
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I knew there was a reason I never liked clowns.
I can hear the 911 call now.
"911, what's your emergnecy?"
"We were just robbed by some clown."
"Can I have a description of the robber."
"He was a clown."
"Yes, but what did he look like."
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
Robert Heinlein
When the nurses were asked if anything was taken, their first response was..."Depends..."
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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Man, I hate clowns! They're scary...
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"To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them..." George Mason
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