There is precedence:
Police: Woman in clown costume robs bank | 6abc.com
and then there is the half-clown, half-woman approach:
Man robs bank in clown pants | 6abc.com
This is a discussion on Can't Make This Up : Dressed as a Clown, Robs Nursing Home. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Straight from the Twilight Zone and the Can't Make This Up Department. Happend in Putnam Co. WV. Some news "sources" have changed the title to ...
Straight from the Twilight Zone and the Can't Make This Up Department.
Happend in Putnam Co. WV. Some news "sources" have changed the title to a "Painted Faced Robber" in order to be more PC.
Clown-faced thief robs nursing home - The Herald Dispatch
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So why is it not PC to say Clown Faced??? I think the PC stuff is getting ridiculous.
That said, if I am the nurse and some clown demands I hand over the goods, he can have it all....including the extreme laxitives in that cup riiiiight there! Oh, and that extra powerful form of Viagra in that cup over there....and well, yes, he gets that lady's extra powerful estrogen pills....and maybe even those blood thinners! Now remember to take them all at the same time, laddy!
Sadly, he will probably be selling them for cash, so I would be harming someone else stupid enough to buy them on the streets, but just the thought of that clown experiencing the estrogen burst and laxatives would be worth the price of admission...
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The reporter asked “did he take anything that was important” and the spokesmen said it “depends” but we are "Ensure” we will catch him "clowning" around somewhere
thank you,thank you.... I will be here all week....lol
Seems like he's had plenty of narcotics for the day...A man disguised as a clown broke into a Putnam County nursing home early Wednesday, held up two of its nurses and demanded narcotics,
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I knew there was a reason I never liked clowns.
I can hear the 911 call now.
"911, what's your emergnecy?"
"We were just robbed by some clown."
"Can I have a description of the robber."
"He was a clown."
"Yes, but what did he look like."
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When the nurses were asked if anything was taken, their first response was..."Depends..."
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Man, I hate clowns! They're scary...
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