I'm feeling lonely.

I'm feeling lonely.

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    I'm feeling lonely.

    I'm feeling lonely, tired, discouraged, misunderstood, under appreciated, and lacking in love.


    Time to buy a firearm!

    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2


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    AS good a reason as any ... as long as you aren't feeling self-destructive. If that was the case, best to leave it alone.
    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
    Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    AS good a reason as any ... as long as you aren't feeling self-destructive. If that was the case, best to leave it alone.
    Au contraire! It's the perfect pick-me-up.
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    I can't buy another for at least 6 months... the wife says 2 is enough :( There's nothing like the excitement of picking up a new firearm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    I'm feeling lonely, tired, discouraged, misunderstood, under appreciated, and lacking in love.


    Time to buy a firearm!


    Whew! For a minute there I thought you were going ask for government help and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t1meismoney View Post
    I can't buy another for at least 6 months... the wife says 2 is enough :( There's nothing like the excitement of picking up a new firearm...
    The solution here is to get a new wife and a new gun!
    Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
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    Amen brother! I say go for it and have fun while at it...
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    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 22:36

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    I understand - If I'm sad, it's time to buy.

    If I'm happy, it's time to buy.

    If I'm hungry, it's time to buy.

    If I have gas, it's time to buy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by t1meismoney View Post
    I can't buy another for at least 6 months... the wife says 2 is enough :( There's nothing like the excitement of picking up a new firearm...
    Time to buy one for her!
    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t1meismoney View Post
    I can't buy another for at least 6 months... the wife says 2 is enough :( There's nothing like the excitement of picking up a new firearm...
    Got rid of her, problem solved. Her comment to my daughter was : "I should have known the first thing "HE" would do is go buy a couple of guns and a new motorcycle" .
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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    The solution here is to get a new wife and a new gun!
    BAD VAROB!! BAD, BAD, BAD!!! (Uh, does the wife come with kids?) BAD, AZNAV! BAD, BAD, BAD!!!
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigs View Post
    Whew! For a minute there I thought you were going ask for government help and money.
    Heyyyyyyyyyy, now THAT'S the ticket!
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    I understand - If I'm sad, it's time to buy.

    If I'm happy, it's time to buy.

    If I'm hungry, it's time to buy.

    If I have gas, it's time to buy....
    Ma' man!!
    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Just apply for Gun Stamps.
    Liberty, Property, or Death - Jonathan Gardner's powder horn inscription 1776

    Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
    ("Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.")
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunthorp View Post
    Just apply for Gun Stamps.
    If they got them where you are at where is home office?.....
    Mors est libertas


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