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    I'm surprised his mother let him live!

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    For once,I'm speachless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
    Awwww, you missed him twirling his Glock. Only time his finger was off the trigger was when his gun was holstered.
    I thought this was a joke. I wish this was a joke.

    Chasing bad guys? Do we really have to worry about this guy's holster retention? I can't imagine him running anywhere fast enough to make his Glock fall out of its holster. Except maybe to KFC.

    I'm genuinely worried that this is out there where antis can see it. In my state too. Where George Zimmerman is about to be tried for 2nd degree murder.
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    Its a wonder he haven't shot his self or someone else by just being careless. Thats just amazing how stupid one man can be

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    It was the Uncle Mike's nylon holster that convinced me he was a professional.
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    I have been officially blocked by Mr. Surplus Nut (he ought to remove the "surplus") for calling him on twirling his Glock. I'm devastated.
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    Wow................, just wow.
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    I remember the last time this Bubba's video was posted. I see something new with each viewing - he's adept at placing his finger on the trigger with either hand, & he likes to play with his shirt alot. He must not have been able to find his favorite camo t-shirt in the right size.
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    Oh god I had to stop it I thought you guys where kidding about the badge and the twirling... That was the equivalent to feeling a disturbance in the defensive carry force. (full body shudder)

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    "One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
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    Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by denver View Post
    I really thought you guys were kidding about the mall ninjas. A CC badge? For real? I was laughing hard about the badge then came breaking all the safety rules. Its a magazine dofus not a clip!! Then the twirling thing. Lost it then. Never saw anyone so proud of an Uncle Mikes holster.
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    I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. So I laughed until tears ran down my face. This guy is a joke, but sadly he doesn't get the "punch line". He IS the punch line. I just hope no one takes him seriously....besides himself and that is sad.
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    Couldn't bring myself to watch it until I heard the Glock spinning. Thought you all were kidding, but this is yet another reason not to live in the city - so I don't catch a stray bullet that goes out his window when he's playing Johnny Ringo.

    I believe that the rights protected by The Constitution should not be infringed, and nobody can convince me otherwise... but a few folks make a good try every once in a while. The guy not only carries, but speaks (convincingly enough to have fans who think he's the stuff and are probably trying to out-do his moves) and he probably votes... not sure which worries me more.
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    I thought only politicians were capable of giving so much bad advice in so short an amount of time.
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    I'd be interested to hear Uncle Ted's comments if he heard this guy referring to him as a "blood brother"
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