Beer-Stealing Cows Crash Backyard Bash!

Beer-Stealing Cows Crash Backyard Bash!

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    Smile Beer-Stealing Cows Crash Backyard Bash!

    Police were called to a residence in Boxton, Mass. when six escaped cows arrived at an outdoor party, looking for fun (Boxford Police Dept. / Wicked Local Boxton)

    Some rowdy young party crashers are making headlines today for stealing all of the beer at a backyard bash.

    Police in Boxford, Mass. say that a group of young adults were enjoying an outdoor college reunion party Sunday evening when six cows showed up and hurtled toward their beverages.

    "They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they'd knock another one over and take care of that beer," Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told a local newspaper. "I saw one cow drinking the beer on its way down as it spilled off the table... Some of the cows were also picking through the empties in the recycling bin... They just went in and helped themselves."

    According to Wicked Local, the bovine beer-lovers frightened human party-goers indoors. One person from the party, as well as a neighbour called 911.

    Riter said he witnessed 10-13 women jumping on the rear deck of the house to avoid contact with the cows when he arrived. "The young women were absolutely in shock," he told a reporter.

    The cows' owner eventually showed up to help herd them back to his field - but not before police could snap a few photos.

    Lucky for the 1-year-old cows, no underage drinking charges were laid.

    Link to story and pics.................

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    The steaks were a little too fresh.

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    That's a good way to make sure you never get invited to any more parties, how rude!
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    Well, if you get the cows drunk first, it makes Cow Tipping a whole heck of a lot easier!
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    I wonder what their milk is going to taste like?
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    Whats next, home invading cows with guns. Its gettin ugly out there.

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    Mmmm beer burgers :L
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    With Pigs, I could see this type of behaviour, but not Cows. They just don't act that way.

    They must have come from broken single-parent homes, no bull in their lives, lack of education and no opportunities to better themselves. Maybe the Government can step in and help these poor, downtrodden things.

    But, I have heard they are turning their lives around and may possibly be cooking on someone's grill by Labour Day!
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    WAY too many heffier jokes come to mind with this story...........

    WAY back in the day............ there was an old, retired rodeo bull that was pastured right by Gilley's outside Houston. That old bull LOVED his beer. I know, I gave him more than a few. So did many of the other cowboys there. Makes for some really good beer-burgers me thinks.

    This is just a wayward herd looking for some fun and a good time.....
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    They wanted equal rights with Kobe beef
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    This is like a real life Far Side comic!
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    Where you find the Tri-Lambs the Omega Moos can't be far behind :)
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    At least they didn't go to the Piggly Wiggly. Wonder if those were light beers.
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    Back when I was an LEO we had some cows escaped from a VET on the outskirts of town and were running out on the road causing traffic problems,One of the other Cops got a rope and decided to lasso a cow on foot,the cow didn't like being lassoed and took off,Thank god for Harry the cow had a fence blocking his escape route,It gave us enough time to get more hands on the rope,Owner finally showed up and they got the rest back in while we pulled traffic control
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    The part they left out of the story is that one of the heffers separated from the pack and ransacked the local Piggly Wiggly, only to be caught by the man.....man.
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