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    Isn't drug abuse a "self limiting" action. Limit one's exposure to reality, responsibility, and life? Too bad most of these drugs leave a long and twisted damage path before the abuser succombs to it. Lots of opportunity for said individual to exact a toll from the general public to support his addictions.
    It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day


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    Don't try PCP kids.
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    But, but, but he was only allegedly eating the mans face. He may have been biting off huge chunks and spitting it out. I'll wait for the results of a thorough investigation.
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    Sounds to me like the naked dead guy was just hungry.

    No wallet,no money.

    and lets face it...

    the face is the most delicate part of the body.
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    Just read the victim was nekkid also. That's some weird stuff. Time to extend the driveway another mile or so into the woods. Maybe we'll leave this house up as a decoy, suitably rigged.

    Edit: my closet bleeding heart alter-ego says, "Don't judge him... He was born that way... He has unique nutritional needs... why all this homivore hating? He doesn't need to be ostracized... Can't the schools develop IEPs (individual eating plans) for people who eat people (so much nicer than "cannibal")..."
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    Perhaps the man was demon possessed. Lets face it, eating someone's face is not exactly a natural act.
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    Wait! Werewolves in our mist maybe? Everyone knows that when a werewolf reverts back to human form he is always nekid. Can't wait for the follow up on reality TV shows, maybe Monster Quest? Bet the LEO shot him with silver bullets too!
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    ANd who said all the Zombie stories weren't true? Kept eating after being shot. rule # 3 double tap.
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    The zombie wasn't wearing body armor....
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    I really wasn't joking. Google PCP naked. Or PCP cannibal. A pattern will begin to emerge.. Now I'm no investigative journalist, forensics expert, psychologist, or everyday rocket surgeon, but this one just isn't a mystery to me... And who said smoking horse tranquilizers was a bad idea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    Perhaps the man was demon possessed. Lets face it, eating someone's face is not exactly a natural act.
    Well, maybe not where YOU'RE from! This guy is obviously from another ZIP code!
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    Thats a story that the victim will have a heard time telling...

    "so I woke up and this guy was eating my face"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    Perhaps the man was demon possessed. Lets face it, eating someone's face is not exactly a natural act.
    Well, now, HG, I don't want to , uh, "get in your face" but a little garlic butter, lemon pepper, lightly braised...


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    Quote Originally Posted by HotGuns View Post
    .and lets face it...the face is the most delicate part of the body.
    Are you sure about that.... I can think of another that's a bit more delicate..
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    I've heard of 2 guys having a face-off, but not like this

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