Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldnfat View Post
    Yep, zombies alright. Why were they naked on a freeway ramp? Never mind, I don't want to know.
    Pssssst, if you are naked you do not have to pay the toll......
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    Below are links to pictures of what his face looked like after the attack. Did not see these posted here yet.

    DO NOT LOOK IF YOU ARE SQUEMISH

    http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1338...c32fd1c769.jpg

    http://p.twimg.com/AuBvnUxCIAEN5k_.jpg

    I got these links from here: Survivalist Forum - View Single Post - ZOMBIE IN FLORDIA :Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

    They appear to be legit, but may not be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    Below are links to pictures of what his face looked like after the attack. Did not see these posted here yet.

    DO NOT LOOK IF YOU ARE SQUEMISH

    http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1338...c32fd1c769.jpg

    http://p.twimg.com/AuBvnUxCIAEN5k_.jpg

    I got these links from here: Survivalist Forum - View Single Post - ZOMBIE IN FLORDIA :Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

    They appear to be legit, but may not be.
    It would appear the assailant had plenty of time to work before being interrupted by the constabulary. I read elsewhere that bath salts are suspected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike1956 View Post
    It would appear the assailant had plenty of time to work before being interrupted by the constabulary. I read elsewhere that bath salts are suspected.
    That was my same thought. It seems like it would take quite some time to do that much damage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontTreadOnI View Post
    Below are links to pictures of what his face looked like after the attack. Did not see these posted here yet.

    DO NOT LOOK IF YOU ARE SQUEMISH

    http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/1338...c32fd1c769.jpg

    http://p.twimg.com/AuBvnUxCIAEN5k_.jpg

    I got these links from here: Survivalist Forum - View Single Post - ZOMBIE IN FLORDIA :Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

    They appear to be legit, but may not be.
    And he's still alive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage View Post
    And he's still alive?
    Yes, he is. Charla Nash of CT survived a chimp attack that did this to her, plus took her hands off too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage View Post
    And he's still alive?
    I wouldn't want to be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector71 View Post
    Wait! Werewolves in our midst maybe? Everyone knows that when a werewolf reverts back to human form he is always nekid. Can't wait for the follow up on reality TV shows, maybe Monster Quest? Bet the LEO shot him with silver bullets too!
    Yup...I'm going with "Inspector 71" on this.
    I'm betting he was a werewolf when they shot him, and then he changed back to regular when he died...they always do that in the movies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paaiyan View Post
    I wouldn't want to be...
    Charla Nash several months after chimp attack: Charla Nash, Chimp Attack Victim, Shows Face On "Oprah" (PHOTOS)

    Charla Nash now after face transplant: Chimp attack victim reveals new face - TODAY Health - TODAY.com

    In Charla's situation, she still enjoys time with her family and other aspects of her life. I hope they can find some family members for the victim of the Miami attack. He may or may not survive his wounds.

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    This is the identity of the victim of the Miami attack: Victim Identified In Causeway Cannibal Attack CBS Miami

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    Quote Originally Posted by stancehold View Post
    Me neither. An entire medical field career and never seen anything of that nature caused in any way like this. Nothing even close.
    I thought I'd seen a lot in the OR but the brutality of this attack is a new one on me.


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    It started with those women at McDonalds trying to eat a lady's fingers ( Ugly: Complain about littering - that's a beating... ), now it's this...
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    Well I think it's officially time for me to start building my AR And stocking up on ammo... in addition to switching to my 15 rnd mag in my EDC SR40C And keeping the 9 rnd on me too until I can get some more in 15s.... I also think my wife is now considering to carry... this kind of freaked her out....

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    I had a patient who took a self inflicted shotgun blast to the face. He had left his wife at the OB/GYN office and put a shotgun under his chin at home. Short arms made the barrel move to under his jaw. We were expecting horrible when several Vietnam Vet LEO were vomiting in the front yard.

    When we went in he was sitting on the couch holding a towel to his face. Didn't look bad...until he took the towel down.

    It took out his lower jaw...upper jaw....nose...cheeks, but he was still alive. Not much bandaging to be done and the blast cauterized the wound so bleeding was minimal. We sat him up on the stretcher and had him hold a O2 mask to the opening that would have been the mouth area. (His nose was brought by the LEO later...he took it off looking in the mirror prior to our arrival.) That was bad...but not as bad as the face ate guy.

    His last name was Lavender (I remember because he was wearing a lavender colored shirt) and had many surgeries to made a mouth of sorts. Later he successfully killed himself in a auto accident.

    I have seen guys thrown off a motorcycle and traveled in excess of 30 feet face first on the pavement that didn't look as bad as this victim in Florida. That is going to be a heck of a job for the Medical Men.

    I can see it now. Outlawing "bath salts" and I am going to be angry. I love a hot bath with smell good bath salts. I get those balls of fragrance at Walmart and if they out law it because of these loonies I won't be able to enjoy my relaxing baths anymore. CRAP!!
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