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"Excuse me, ma'am, but did you lose a cat?"
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
"... advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." -J.R.R. Tolkien