First Kangaroos, now Turkeys!

First Kangaroos, now Turkeys!

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    First Kangaroos, now Turkeys!

    Are they 'zombie turkeys' because they live in a graveyard and go after humans?

    Wild Turkey Killed After Attacking People At Mt. Auburn Cemetery CBS Boston
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    Judging by the video those hens had chicks, that'll do it for wild birds who are used to people, especially if the people are feeding 'em.

    Those toms though, they have pretty sharp spures and when they get a notion to shoo people off thier flock of hens and terrority, they'll get aggressive.
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    Poor things, some ner do well was probably feeding them bath salts. I feel sorry for the residents of Mass-a-too-sits, who have to hide from turkeys.
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    pepper spray them turkeys

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    W.Va. Turkey Harvest Down 10% from Last Year

    Headline from WSAZ News in Huntington.

    I bet all those Turkey's have migrated to Massachussetts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    W.Va. Turkey Harvest Down 10% from Last Year

    Headline from WSAZ News in Huntington.

    I bet all those Turkey's have migrated to Massachussetts.


    W.Va. Turkey Harvest Down 10% from Last Year
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