Pastor of Snake Handling Church Killed By Rattlesnake

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    Ray Stevens: Smokey Mountain Rattlesnake Retreat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gottabkiddin View Post
    It would appear that the snake was not familiar with the scripture.
    Probably Jewish, they don't use the New testament
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caertaker View Post
    Probably Jewish, they don't use the New testament
    Careful, we get blamed for everything else it seems, we do'nt need extra guilt...
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrwizr View Post
    Naw, his mama (Sally Fields) used to say that to him. Forrest quoted it to Bubba's mama.

    But what kills me in these "faith miracle"-type situations is how important these people must think they are to think that God would swoop down and keep a snake from biting them, a train from squashing them, the other team from beating them, the sperm from getting their egg, etc. It's biology and physics that run the show. Biology and physics. Remember what gravity does? It works. Every time.
    They also like to drink strychnine.

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    When bitten they will not seek medical help.

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    If I may quote Barbara Billingsly. Chump don't want the help, Chump don't get the help.
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    It's kind of like how some people have a sudden and insatiable desire to talk about vampires after the Twilight series became popular, except zombies are much less gay and more likely to exist one day

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    It is all about faith, that's what most of these people say, or the lack thereof.

    A: I have faith, I am a Christian and believe.

    B: I have faith that God created stuff, deadly poisonous snakes happen to be one of those creations.

    C: I have faith that if I stick my hand into a box of Copperheads or handle one of them, the ability God gave them will result in me getting bitten and then I could die. I do have faith the snake will bite me, oh yes I do.

    D: So I have the faith NOT to play with something possibly deadly because I missinterpreted God's word.

    That is faith for me.
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    Some folks just need biting!

    This here is what you'd call Natural Selection.

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    unfortunate,but not much you can do with stupid.

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