We can send bail money to where?
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Dropped off Mrs. GB and my mother at the airport for a 6:00AM flight.
They're going to visit Mrs. GB's parents in New Mexico.
Mom hasn't had a vacation for a while. Some of you may remember that we lost my Dad last year at the age of 91. He'd been sick and out of it for a while and his third bout with cancer finally did him in. Well, Mom had been taking care of him for a few years and had made her life hell with his dementia and all.
We finally talked Mom into getting away, and she'd always wanted to visit the in-laws (out-laws?). So she cashed in some of her frequent flyer points and off they went.
So if you're in my neighbourhood and smell Cuban cigars and hear shoot-em up movies playing way too loud, you'll know who it is!
CCW permit holder for Idaho, Utah, Pennsylvania, Maine and New Hampshire. I can carry in your country but not my own.
We can send bail money to where?
I always fill up on shootin, riding (harley), westerns, beer & BBQ when Mrs. Whec & jr. go to visit her family. In fact I'm taking the whole week off this summer when they go, so I don't lose focus.
'Clinging to my guns and religion
Proceed carefully, very carefully! No disrespect to Mrs. GB, but that lifestyle can attach itself to you and spread like the mange on a filthy coyote
If you can read this, thank a teacher. Because it's in English, thank a vet
Time to run around the house in your underwear and eat junk food!
US Air Force, 1986 - 2007
"To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them..." George Mason
You can stay up past 11 and eat junk food all night!
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
But just remember to be DONE cleaning up at least ONE FULL DAY before she's supposed to be getting home.
"Gun control should mean hitting your target every time."
Please try to remember- I have a very dry sense of humor. It usually sounds mean, but isn't meant to be.
You will go through bachelor shock, too much free time and no one talking in your ear
You will enjoy it for all a day, then you will miss her terribly and want her back. At least that is how I feel when I am away from home, or my wife is away from home. Its nice, but having her back is even better!
"Gun Free Zones" is where only criminals carry guns.
Ah yes. "When the cat's away the mice will play".So if you're in my neighbourhood and smell Cuban cigars and hear shoot-em up movies playing way too loud, you'll know who it is!
BTW, it's been quite a while since I've visited a "neighbourhood".
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” - Ben Franklin
make sure you order lots of pizza too!
"... advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." -J.R.R. Tolkien
Just two thoughts for you...boxer shorts are the daily uniform, and all the tater chips you can eat.
p.s. the final shoot-out in "Open Range" when played through surround sound and turned up so that guns sound like real guns going off in the house...is AWESOME!!! You hear the gun fire on one side of the room and you hear the bullet hit on the other side.
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it".
10 whole days of leaving the seat up!
Enjoy and don't forget the Febreze the night before the return.