First possum cost me $250 to replace faucet because I hit it with the shovel. Possum killed but still wins. Bourbon was a factor with Possum #1. Possum 2 pulls himself off my glue trap. Possum 3 (mortally wounded by shovel) crawls back into hole under my patio to die. Possum killed and still wins. It's gonna get pretty funky around here!
I am actually scared of these little power houses. They are strong. City ordinance prohibits me from discharging a firearm. Do you think I could invoke The Castle Doctrine here?