"Poop that gets you high"
With all of the crazy designer drugs in the news lately I've decided to start a new company. I'm going to call it "Poop that gets you high Inc.".
I'm going to make "Poop that gets you high" out of all kinds of healthy stuff. It will be like a multi-vitamin. Then I'm going to market it on YouTube as being really bad for you and sell it from gas stations and head shops. I'll make millions.
The best part is that it will take months before teens figure out that it's healthy and the buzz comes from coffee grounds.