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    "Poop that gets you high"

    With all of the crazy designer drugs in the news lately I've decided to start a new company. I'm going to call it "Poop that gets you high Inc.".

    I'm going to make "Poop that gets you high" out of all kinds of healthy stuff. It will be like a multi-vitamin. Then I'm going to market it on YouTube as being really bad for you and sell it from gas stations and head shops. I'll make millions.

    The best part is that it will take months before teens figure out that it's healthy and the buzz comes from coffee grounds.
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    You, Sir, are a genius!!!
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    He can't sleep, he's on a 'poop high'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    He can't sleep, he's on a 'poop high'...
    Nope, the midnight shift.
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    As another "Natural" ingredient, you should also include, actual grass.....After its been run thru the cow.
    Of course, processed, refined and properly "aged" and "dried" to just the right natural country aroma, many of todays youth are yearning for.

    Personally, atc, I think you're on to something big!
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    IIRC back in the 70's I heard that sometimes marijuana had been cut using dried horse poop. If true, I could just envision some "far out" guys relishing their joint, but not realizing exactly what had been added.
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    Little Timmy, what is on your face....Mom, its big timmys poop..lmao

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    Sounds like you have been sampling the samples….. You need to change the name to “smart pills”. Eventuality they are going to wise up and see it’s just another fad

    edit: my dog must be smarter then I though, she is alway sniffing 'POOP"

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    Need a partner?

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    Have you guys not heard of "Jenkem"?

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    Google "Jenkum" You've been beat to it.
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    You know with the brains that God handed out, one would think that the lastest, "thing" to come along and give a buzz, high, hallucinations or what not would be seriously questioned.

    But, having said that, I realize there exists as P.T. Barnum once uttered, "A sucker born every minute."

    I think Tim is on to something, but in the opposite way as the bad stuff. I say go for it.
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    I Thought It was the Shrooms that grew out of the POO ; )
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