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  1. June 8th, 2012 02:01 PM #1
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    A real pain in the butt-

    The Dauphin County District Attorney's Office filed criminal charges against a Harrisburg Police Officer accused of shooting his wife in the buttocks. Officer William Owens will receive summary citations for simple assault with a weapon, recklessly endangering another person, false report to law enforcement and discharging a weapon in the City of Harrisburg.

    it’s bad enough he might lose his job but the worst part is he has to live with her. I can hear it now every time they have an argument she is sure to bring it up

    Criminal charges filed against cop who shot wife in the butt

    UPDATE(3): Criminal charges filed against cop who shot wife in the butt - CBS 21 News - Breaking news, sports and weather for the Harrisburg -York -Lancaster -Lebanon Pennsylvania area
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    Hmmm. Wonder if the bandage makes her butt look big?
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    Nick62.... Your going straight to Heck for that.

    Needless to say, its her butt.... that....
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    "The District Attorney says guns and alcohol are not a good mix. People who are under the influence do stupid things with guns."

    Drunk before 6am? And driving drunk after shooting his wife in the kiester? Where's the charge for that?

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    I would just pack my things and head for the dog house right now, no use putting off the inevitable
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    Your right about the wife. He will never hear the "end" of this.
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    Something about this smells bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by accessbob View Post
    Something about this smells bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit51 View Post
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    OK.
    Lets analyze this.
    According to this statement by the officer,

    According to the affidavit of probable cause, Owens initially told police he was roasting a pig for a family luau later that Memorial Day weekend. His wife had gone outside to check on the pig.


    And this one.........

    Another source with the DA's office tells us that Harrisburg officer William Owens fired his city-issued gun in the air at least six or seven times, when one of the bullets hit his wife in the buttocks



    Now, due to those circumstances
    would one summarize that they were roasting the pig on the roof of the garage, or what?


    Now I'm gonna go out on a limb and say MAYBE,
    JUST MAYBE, he came out and saw his wife, and thought that the pig they were roasting wasn't dead yet.

    Don't shoot the messenger now, its just a theory.

    At any rate, he's done like dinner, more so than that pig ever will be.
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    OUCH! That's about all I can say..
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